The Pornstache Lost and Found
Breaking my silence.
Every once in a while, people begin to lose certain objects around their house. If you’re into fun facts, it has been found the usual misplaced item are tv remotes; but I have a feeling this might occur with Miles Teller and that beloved pornstache of his…
We’ve first seen a glimpse of Miles’ pornstache for his role as infamous boxer Vinny “The Pazmanian Devil” in Bleed For This (2016).
Then it appeared in 2018 during pre-production of Top Gun : Maverick (2022).
In 2019, his wife, Keleigh Sperry Teller posted this with caption “He’s gonna be mad for this post 😎”.
Even his pal/ former costar, Michael B. Jordan had something to say about it :
Michael may have won that round but trust! Miles can always humble him with this :
So back to the pornstache; it wasn’t spotted much in 2020-21. Eventually, the blockbuster sequel dropped on May 27, 2022 causing everyone and their mom to recite the second verse of Need to Know by Doja Cat.
Now before y’all jump me since y’all like to tussle, I haven’t seen Top Gun : Maverick yet… I did watch the trailer, though. Apparently, besides all the sweaty army men propaganda (Danny Ramirez, Glenn Powell, Monica Barbaro, Greg “Tarzan” Davis, Miles ofc, and I don’t know who else y’all found attractive but this is my list boo.) the movie seems to have some pizazz. The film scores 96% on Rotten Tomatoes and hit the $1 billion mark at the box office which is definitely Tom Cruise’s doing; blame his aegyo. While training the new pilots, Tom’s iconic character Pete “Maverick” Mitchell gets a blast from the past (Top Gun 1986 film). And that blast is : Miles’ character Bradley aka “Rooster” being a nepo baby. The sequel reveals he is the son of Maverick’s deceased bestie Nick “Goose” Bradshaw. I believe this obviously explains why Miles’ pornstache shows up and…I’m here for it. With luck, he’ll keep it nearby and won’t lose it—again! (It wasn’t seen during the 75th Cannes Film Festival on May 17, 2022 though… Stand Up!)
Other News
Season Four of HBO’s Succession is filming!
I’m honestly nervous about what we’ll see; last season’s finale broke me. #trauma. (Logan Roy, your fun’s over.) According to Vulture, the new season will have ten episodes.
All eight episodes of Fx’s The Bear dropped on Hulu last week.
I loved it! The cooking shots, the dialogue, the casting, the Sufjan Stevens needle drop, JON BERNTHAL- It’s all very life changing. I’m quite excited for what’s to come later on within the series. (Ayo Edebiri, you’re a star!)
CAMERON DIAZ HAS DEFEATED DANIEL-DAY LEWIS.
My girl is finally out the retirement and saw Adele live. She’ll be starring in an upcoming Netflix romcom with Jamie Foxx; they better give her a dance scene.
And that’s all folks! (For now.) Thank you for reading. In the meantime, I’ll try to catch up on the new season of stranger things. Byeeee.
(s.p cover pic : @cassielyons on instagram)